A Wicked Girls's Marriage Contract To A Desperate Guy
WOMEN ANGLE
MARRIAGE CONTRACT
Terms and Conditions
Husband Must
1. Share equal loads of house work that involved mopping, laundry, washing dishes etc
2. Earn enough money for wife to shop 3 times a week on a busy week, 5 times a week on a non-busy week
3. Not exhibit any sexist behavior.
4. Share equal loads of baby caring that involves diaper changing, bathing baby, and legally putting baby to sleep.
5. Not treat wife as personal slave i.e “where is my food?’
6. Understand that he’s his wife’s sex-slave. She must get it anytime she wants, anywhere she wants.
7. Understand that #6 on the list is not reciprocal.
8. Not exhibit typical Nigerian man bushman mentality i.e Wearing green tie over purple suit.
9. Understand that as much as his wife loves her in-laws, they’re only allowed 1-day minimum 3-days maximum stay.
10. Not move family within 200 miles proximity of both side (wife and husband) of the family
11. Not gain over 20 pounds from his current weight before his 55th birthday
12. Understand that potbelly is a taboo in our household. Wife does want neighbors asking her for her husband’s dude date.
13. Ensure that both him and his wife spend and save wisely. Gucci and Dior are wise investments.
14. Give wife beautiful daughters and Handsome sons. Ugliness is a taboo (But you know that, what’s why I married you. None of your ugly family’s recessive gene must rear its horn).
15. Exhibit good hygiene i.e AT LEAST bath 2 times a day.
16. Repress emotional outburst or aggression while wife tries to explain why $1000 was spent in 5 days.
17. Understand that 75% of what he owns is now hers.
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